graaaaaaaaaaiins

jag orkar inte blogga, istället får ni lite roliga skämt:

-Why did Simba's father die?
Because he couldn't Mufasa!

-Why is the ocean blue?
Because all the little fish go blu, blu blu.

-What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
PUMPKIN PI

-What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
This tastes funny.

-What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Nightmares!

-Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.

-What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.

-What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
A bah-humbug.

-Two atoms are walking down the street together.
The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

-What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto

-What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

hahahahahhaa, aaaa humor när det är som bäst! :D

ps. alla skämt kommer från min nya favvosida: theoatmeal.com